percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

when ppl turn your muse into some shameless sexual wreck

only to fulfill their gay fantasies

despite the fact that they are a straight&underage female gurl

DONT

# art # q
"What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach... and my flexibility"

my meals in the summer

breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

Sorry. Wrong day to die.

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

snapfus:

Crimes

baebees:

go to ur hairdresser and ask for this

licensetocannibalize:

beverly katz is that one death you never recover from

HW